Showing posts with label memories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label memories. Show all posts

Thursday, May 19, 2011

TTOS UPDATE: Help Me! (and Scoot shares a treasure from Facebook)

Video Games

What up!


I guess you noticed the new masthead--that's a VW E-Scooter, and I want one desperately...Unfortunately, they're only planning on selling them in China.

When I decided I needed a new masthead pic, something a little smaller and more subtle, I simply typed "Scoot" into a Google Images search--and picked my favorite pic. But I'm not sold on the E-Scooter as the unofficial symbol of TTOS: That's where you peoples come in!

Send me your ideas for our new masthead, just put the URL of your favorite pic or pics in the comments--links don't work, but I can copy/paste. Anything non-pornographic will be duly considered.


Oh, and as you may have noticed from the new sidebar gadget, I is on Facebook now!

I swore I wouldn'tfor a long time, but I need to network if I ever expect to have a real writing career. Ran into a LOT of old, old friends (like new TTOS contributor Debbie Mnemonic). Most notably, I found practically every member of my old RHPS cast, and a lovely picture to share with you folks:


Look near the top of the picture, go to nearly dead center...See the floating head hiding in there right between the pretty blonde girl (Ginger) and the dude with the black eye? (Tony) That head, and it's inexplicable thousand-yard stare, belongs to approximately16 year old me. Why I'm staring like that I have no idea, but given the time in my life this was taken, and the location it was taken at, there's a signifigant chance I was stoned out of my gourd.

Here's a closer look, in case anyone's having trouble picking me out:



Anyway, that's Mundelein, Illinois' Completely Crazy Cast: Some of the best friends a whackjob like me could ever have, and fellow travelers on what was the greatest adventure of my life.

Love you guys!



Jimmy The Pod


Wednesday, May 4, 2011

UPDATE: SNES Me Up is Winning!

Video Games
I've managed to find myself a pristine copy of Unirally (Uniracers in other regions), and the box, the instruction manual (which is incredibly funny for its' time), and even the course maps poster are all in fantastic condition, and opening the package it came in reminded me of the first time I bought a copy of the game back in 1994, and, for other reasons apart from purchasing a great SNES game for $50 when the going rate for Super Nintendo games in Australia was either $99.95 or $120, was one of the greatest days of my life. After the jump, I'll mention my plans for the game, and beg you all to prove how much better you are at judging the quality of games than I am.


As mentioned in the original 'SNES Me Up' post (found here:http://scooteratreides.blogspot.com/2011/04/snes-me-up.html), I asked for recommendations of games I should be playing (of which you provided none) and I also asked if you'd like me to review them (which no one answered) so, in short, fuck you; I'm gonna review Unirally/racers, and you'll read it and, by God, you'll like it. (You won't.)
Anyway, I'm still open to suggestions, and if I get none, after the Unirally review I'll keep reviewing the worst SNES games I can find until you suggest something decent. (You won't; you'll ignore my reviews and forget I exist, and I'll be suicidal for a time, then discover joy in living an avant-garde life as the most ignored and marginalized man in history, using my pathetic life as a source of humor, because I'll find it hilarious that my life continues to get even worse than anyone could have ever envisioned!) Uh... I'm just going to find a corner and cry in it so as not to shame you with my tears....

Okay, I'm back, and happy, because I'm just bursting at the seams with crack-cocaine induced joy! But for reals, the Unirally review (henceforth I'll be referring to it as that, as it's the title of the PAL version which I'll be reviewing) should be up soon, and I'll try to bring something a little different to the table, as there are God knows how many sites dedicated to reviewing games from the golden era already. I hope you guys enjoy it, and I hope to hear from you regarding games I should take a look at. If that doesn't happen, then I'll review the games that had the biggest impact on me personally, and why, maybe due to where I was at that point in my life or some such other reason beyond just the quality of the game.
Good to speak to you all, and I hope I can produce something enjoyable for you all. Peace out.

Friday, April 22, 2011

SNES Me Up.

Video Games
Hello all. I'm gonna jump right in, go out on a limb and say it: The SNES era is the pinnacle of gaming. I've loved no other console, before or since, like I loved my SNES. While my peers were doing what teenagers are supposed to do, I was locked away in my bedroom having the time of my life (insert masturbation joke here.) While they were dating, I was throwing the Foot at Shredder in TMNT: Turtles In Time. While they were learning how to drive, I was learning how to beat Goldie in Unirally (or Uniracers, as it was known outside Australia.) And while they were flipping burgers for minimum wage at McDonald's, I was raking in the big bucks in Sim City.
Of course, gaming progressed, and I with it, buying the original PlayStation, then it's younger brother, before moving on to the Xbox 360. But my love for the SNES never abated, and thanks to the wonders of emulation, I was able to not only relive my favorite gaming moments, (FYI,, my favorite SNES game, which is also my favorite game of all time, is Secret of Evermore.) but because we didn't have a lot of money when I was a kid, I was also able to play all the games I'd read about but could never afford.
Anyway, the purpose of this post is to ask for some recommendations. I've played through pretty much every game I wanted to, so I'm asking you to let me know of any relatively obscure SNES games that are worth checking out. I've done pretty much all the RPG's, and every available scrolling beat 'em up, so I'm looking for games that are 'pick up & play', i.e no obscure Japan-only titles, just games that are good, old fashioned fun. I'm interested to see what you guys can come up with, and if you'd like me to, I'll write a review of each of the titles I pick based on your recommendations, so let me know what I should be playing in the comments.

Friday, March 25, 2011

SATELLITE OF TAO: GOODBYE TIROL!

Bad news, Peoples!

Today I bring you a rather tragic edition of my on again/off again feature celebrating all things MST3K.


I rarely find myself writing about the glory that is this incomparable program with so heavy a heart, for you see friends--Tirol9's YouTube Channel has been pulled for copyright violations.


Perhaps I should explain in depth:

Yesterday my MST3K-themed TR Daily List was published, and thus I was in the mood for a bit of MSTie goodness. I proceeded forthwith to my Youtube account, where I have (or had) literally dozens of eps saved in playlists. As I have mentioned in the past, early in my online career, before becoming so wildly popular and successful (and delusionalXD), I spent the majority of my time watching MST3K on Youtube. Not only did I get to recapture treasured memories of my dissolute youth, I also got a chance to catch up on the Sci-Fi Channel seasons. SFC wasn't available in my area back in 1997, and I never had the chance to make up for the time I subsequently lost...Until now.

This miracle is largely due to the wonderful folks at the Digital Archive Project (originally known as the MST3K Digital Archive Project) . These diehard MSTies have put uncounted hours and incredible effort into locating, cataloguing, restoring, and downloading as many MST3K episodes as possible: From the pre-Comedy Channel KTMA shows, all the way to the end of the SFC run. They started in 2001, just after SFC had canceled the show, but while they were still showing it in rerun. Oddly enough, the DAP was started for exactly the OPPOSITE of what I uesd them for: See, SFC didn't have the rights to any of the Comedy Central shows, so MSTies who didn't get into the show until it's last 3 seasons were denied ANY exposure to the first 7! They started out simply doing what every episode suggests at the end--that is: "Circulating The Tapes", and eventually started transferring and uploading the shows, many of which would then end up on Youtube, which brings us to Tirol9.


I don't know him or her, we've never met or corresponded. All I know is of all the users who took the time and effort to upload MST3K for the benefit of MSTies the world over,Tirol was the most dependable and prolific. He had scores of eps uploaded, the sound and picture quality was always excellent, the 9 to 10 minute chunks the shows had to be cut into for uploading were always expertly edited--never cut mid-sentence, and never more that a second or two at most would be lost between chapters. We, the MSTies of the Youtube communtity, honored and apreciated his/her efforts, and will miss him dearly.

For you see, as always, if one person on Earth is having a good time there's another wondering why they're not making money off him. NBC/Universal, who apparently hate joy and spit upon all that is good and pleasant (a bit much? I don't think so) threw a shit fit. Already they had successfully blocked certain eps from being downloaded--or made others only downloadable if you cut out the intros--or had episodes blocked if anyone in the comments says the name of the movie (seriously, try to find Gamera on Youtube, and see what happens)

In poor Tirol's case--they managed to get his entire Channel pulled. Not only does this mean I lost about 75% of the episodes I had saved, but I also lost nearly ALL of my Joel episodes! I've got maybe 3 left...What would he say about such a cruel injustice?




Indeed!


Yeah, sure...They own the copyrights, they can do what they want...But was having a few episodes of a show that's been off the air for a decade available for the perusal of fans really hurting anything? Is it any different essentially from recording a program on DVR or tape and sharing it with others? Only the scale is different. Furthermore, no one's making a profit here, and I seriously doubt if having the shows on Youtube is discouraging anyone from buying the DVDs--there's no comparison as far as picture and sound quality, no clicking the next part every 10 minutes, and Youtube won't get you special features and other extras.

In other, more succinct terms:

Fuck you, NBC/Universal.

Seriously, Fuck you in the ear.



We'll miss you, Tirol9:

This is a musical tribute and send-off I found. I very much wanted to find a clip of "Clown In The Sky", but my search proved fruitless (and even though they had nothing to do with it, I'm gonna go ahead and blame NBC/Universal for this, too). Fortunately, I found this utterly sublime remix of every MST3K Theme throughout the show's entire history.

If you're anything like me, you'll need to watch it with a box of Kleenex.




KEEP CIRCULATING THE TAPES!!!


Scootbot



Friday, December 24, 2010

Christmas Classics You May Have Forgot

Hey there folks

Around this time, I spend time youtubing old Christmas specials that my mom taped off the tv for me. Many times I have recounted these stories to my friends, who look at me cockeyed when I tell them my favourite Santa movie is the one where 'he is raised in a forest by wood nymphs'.

A lot of holiday specials I really enjoy were Rankin-Bass. Rankin-Bass really had it going on in my childhood. Not only did they produce The Last Unicorn, The Flight of Dragons (a often passed over fantasy flick I plan on writing about in the new year), The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings cartoon, they were heavily involved in the holidays. Not just Christmas mind you, as they also produced one of my favourite Easter cartoons too about a stuffed bunny that became the Easter Rabbit (of course, tying in with their Christmas theme, the stuffed bunny was given as a Christmas present from Santa).

Ranking-Bass made the most well known of the holiday specials. I am sure you have all seen:
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Santa Claus is Coming to Town
Frost the Snowman

But do you remember these?



Puppet based
The Year Without Santa Claus
One year, Santa is sick with a cold and decides to cancel Christmas because he believes that the children don't care anymore. Mrs. Claus sends two elves, Jingle and Jangle, to a southern US town where it never snows to find out why people have stopped caring about Christmas. This movie is famous for its Miser Brothers, two sons of Mother Nature. Most people were reacquainted with this movie when Mister Freeze forces his henchmen to sing the Snow Miser's song in Batman & Robin. Not exactly one of my favourite specials but it is alright.


Rudolph's Shiny New Year
After Christmas, Father Time sends for Rudolph's help to find the missing new year baby who ahs run off because everyone laughs at his unusually large ears. With a clock soldier and a camel with a clock in its hump named Quarter After Five, Rudolph travels to many different islands looking for Happy, the baby new year (oh the puns kill me). Each island belongs to a Year after he retires. My personal favourite is the island belonging to OM (short for One Million BC) who yes, lives on an island of dinosaurs and sings a delightfully happy song about "raining sunshine" which my mom always started sisnging whenever it started raining with the sun out. The movie is a little dopey but it was one of my favourites. Rudolph was always a personal hero of mine. My mom's theme for Christmas decorations for me was reindeer, specifically Rudolph. When I was in daycare (which was at a nursing home), we had to sing a little Christmas concert for the old folks. I think I was about 4 at the time, and I had terrible stage freight. When we started singing Rudolph, I burst into tears and all the daycare supervisors started pointing at me, indicating that I was "Rudolph". My mom used that reasoning to associate me with the character I guess haha. My brother loved snowmen, so he got a lot of Frosty stuff. Anyways - as I was saying, Shiny New Year was one of my favourites because it's slightly weird and not many people remember it.


The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus
A hands down favourite Santa movie of mine. It starts out with the council of Immortals, who must decide that night whether they will grant Santa Claus the mantle of Immortality. This was a big deal for them, as no mortal had ever been given immortality. The Great Ak, the master woodsman who had a hand in the raising of Santa Claus, tells of his life among the forests, raised by a woodland nymph and a lioness. The baby, Claus, is sent out to live with mortals once he becomes a young man. He is joined by a friend, a sound imp who teaches him all languages of man and beast. He becomes well known for making toys and acts of kindness. Ther eis a lot more to this movie and I do not want to give it away at all! Let's just say it was described as a very dark Christmas movie. The best part is it's a novel of the same name by L Frank Baum - the man who wrote the Oz series. This movie is hard to find because it is not on DVD. Apparently it is now, but I question the quality haha. They tried to do a cartoon remake of the story, without the songs and it was terrible.. terrible!!


The Leprechaun's Christmas Gold
I gotta say, this one is pretty bad. It's like they were trying to make a St Patrick's Day Special but decided that they had to throw Christmas in there somewhere. There is nothing Christmasy about this at all. A Banshee needs to have gold given to her before Christmas or she turns into tears. That's all there is about Christmas in this one. View at your own risk.


Nestor The Long Eared Christmas Donkey
A donkey with unusually long ears is made fun of (running theme for these movies) but finds his purpose as the donkey that carries Mary to Bethlehem. This movie used to make me cry, but it really is a tamer version of Disney's Small One (youtube that one if you want to have a misty-eyed night).



Oh hell, Here's Small One too


Frosty and Rudolph's Christmas in July
I haven't seen this one for awhile, but Frosty and Rudolph help a cowgirl (yeah...) have a Christmas circus/rodeo thing in July. You need to have seen Frosty's Winter Wonderland for the story of his wife in this clip.



Little Drummer Boy
A Drumemr Boy and his band of animals in another sad movie. Drummer Boy goes to the Wise Kings to heal his dying sheep. I haven't seen this one for awhile either.



Cartoons
I guess at one point they got tired of using puppets and claymation and did the animation thing. Which was fine by me!

Frosty's Winter Wonderland
The following winter, the kids miss Frosty. As soon as it is winter time again, he comes back and enjoys playing with them. But at night when the kids go home, Frosty is left alone in the snow. The kids decide to make him a wife. Jack Frost, jealous of Frosty's popualrity, tries to thrwart all their plans. Short and goofy, but Paul Frees is the king of voices as usual. Apparently this one still gets shown on ABC during the 25 days of Christmas.



The Stingiest Man in Town
My absolute favourite version of A Christmas Carol (Muppet's Christmas Carol is a close second. A remake of a live action musical done on the Alcoa Hour. This one has so many great voice actors in it (Tom Bosely, Walker Matthau) and I find the songs really catchy. It's hard to find because I guess a lot of stations don't have the rights to it. The whole thing is uploaded on Youtube and you CAN get it on DVD - it's on a Christmas Classics collection. They won't let me embed this one, so here's the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ykm-nZ6bIoI

Bonus!!

I don't know where this one came from, and it is strange ... I do remember the intro vividly. I don't remember what else happens in this Christmas Special because I can't get myself to part 3.
Candy Claus

Monday, December 20, 2010

CULT MUSICAL SHOWDOWN: THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW VS. LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS--REBUTTAL


Hoopla Denton!


His Scootness here, with a very special post--a landmark in the history of TTOS: The first ever rebuttal of a fellow author's article!


(oh, the pic? that's the old insignia of the RHPS Fan Club, which I believe I'm still a member of--though it has been over a decade...)


Now, before we begin the rebuttal proper, a few important things need be said: I have NOTHING but respect and admiration for Boredlizzie as both a person and a writer. I've always enjoyed her contributions--matter of fact, I enjoyed the very contribution I'm somewhat refuting here!


The purpose of this article is NOT to prove Lizzie wrong!


After all, we're dealing with opinions here...There IS no right or wrong. I merely feel the need to present an alternate perspective.


After all, I spent nearly every Saturday midnight for six years at a movie theatre, dressed like a Psych Ward escapee, standing in front of a movie screen with a sordid gaggle of perverts, potheads, and degenerates, interrupting paying cinema customers enjoyment of a perfectly good movie...That's right, I wasn't just a fan--I was a motherfucking cast member! "Completely Crazy" out of Mundelein, and later Des Plaines, IL (if you guys are out there, I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU!!!


Does this make me too close to this issue? Lacking in objectivity? Biased? Abso-Fucking-Lutely!!



This is a blog--want objectivity? Read Scientific American.

(this, btw, is where the jump break should be--Blogger's been screwing around with the posting format and for some reason decided to remove that option, right after I asked all my contributors to start using it! Way to make me look like a complete tool, Blogger!)

Right. I thought the best way to go about this would be to look at the categories Lizzie employed in judging these films, and discuss where we agree and/or disagree. Beginning with:

PROTAGONISTS:

I actually have no argument whatsoever with Lizzie's assertion here: Of course Seymour and Audrey are far and away more likeable than Brad and Janet!

Problem is--since when are these two middle-America schmucks the protagonists of Rocky Horror? We HATE Brad and Janet! (or, as the community affectionately knows them: Asshole and Slut) And that's exactly what they're there for--the whole film concerns destroying this couple's smarmy, white-bread, midwestern innocence. They're walking archetypes, symbols of all that is anachronistic and intolerant in modern society.

We all know who the REAL protagonist is:



Hells Yeah! (I got to play Frank on 3 separate occasions--THERE IS NO GREATER THRILL ON EARTH!!! I don't care who you are, you get in that costume and make-up, and you can't NOT strut!)

Need more proof? Exhibit B:


That's right! Dr. Frank N. Furter is the film's Protagonist. Brad and Janet only seem to be Protagonists because of their large amount of screen time--and the fact that the story begins with them. Truth is, they're audience surrogates more than anything else--the real source of the film's motive power comes from Frank, it's the story of the world he built himself, and it's his actions and will that drive the story. Oh, sure--he tampered in God's Domain by creating life (and then pounding it in the ass), as well as that little matter of cold blooded murder and forced cannibalism--but no one ever claimed Frank was a particularly "moral" Protagonist!

COSTUMES:

Not much to say here--Lizzie and I are on the same page regarding the majesty of Sue Blane's costume designing skills. So here's a funny pic:



CELEBRITY CAMEOS:

I may be biased, but I'm not unreasonable: Lizzie called this one right--Bill Murray trumps Meatloaf any day of the week. Score One for Little Shop.

PLOT:

Plot? Folks, these are musicals--by even HAVING plots they've both greatly exceeded expectations!

However, I give the edge to Rocky for one simple reason: Originality.

Little Shop is an adapted work--all the makers of the musical had to do was tweak the Corman film and write songs. Jim Sharman and Richard O'Brien had to work from scratch--creating story and music out of the blue.

SPECIAL EFFECTS/PIZAZZ/"WOW" FACTOR:

This category baffled me somewhat--for it would seem to cover a broad range of aspects, yet Lizzie gave the nod to Little Shop based solely on special effects.

Well, when the star of your film is a giant, singing, man-eating alien plant, you NEED special effects! The audience had to accept Audrey II as a character, and this could not be accomplished without the best animatronics and puppetry 1986 had to offer, not to mention the likes of Frank Oz.

I don't belittle their achievement in the slightest--but Rocky Horror had a slightly different idea of "Pizazz"--Observe:





Advantage: Time Warp! :)

We're talking about musicals here--not Sci-Fi epics. Special effects are nice, but hardly essential. Show stopping productions are far more important. The only number in Little Shop that even approached this kind of scope was "Downtown".

SONGS:

Again, nothing really to say: Lizzie and I are in accord concerning our preference of Rocky's music. Oddly enough, the only point of contention I have with her on this involves Little Shop: I can do without "Somewhere That's Green", but I love "Suddenly Seymour", mostly because I can passably sing as Seymour (though to be sure, "Feed Me" is a great deal more fun!)

ANTAGONIST:

Ok, some of you must have already been wondering: "If Frank's the Protagonist, who's the Antagonist?"

That one's not as easy to answer--Brad and Janet are far too bland and ineffectual to make serious foes. Besides, Frank "defeated" them rather handily! (in a manner of speaking)

Riff-Raff and Magenta, then? After all, they did kill him.

But when you come down to it--Frank was finally defeated by his own personal flaws and uncontrolled lifestyle, Riff's laser was merely the instrument of this defeat.

So Frank is both Protagonist AND Antagonist!

Which actually changes nothing--I have to admit, Dr. Orin Scrivello, DDS is a far more vile and reprehensible individual, and I do not dispute Little Shop's taking of the Villain Prize.

NARRATOR:

Oh you did NOT just diss my boy Chuckie!

Of COURSE Rocky's Criminologist was out of place, and his presence jarring--THAT WAS HIS JOB! They went out of the way to make him as foreign to the characters and setting of the film as possible. Oh, and I played him for six years. ;)

Nothing at all is wrong with Crystal, Ronnette, and Chiffon (though they were slightly misnamed, as The Crystals were white). But they're not narrators, they're a Greek Chorus--not quite the same thing.

A Narrator remains above and outside the story(even in the rare cases when he is a character in the story, he still manages to remain essentially aloof)--a Chorus is part of the story, albeit always in the background.

I call this one a draw, as the combatants are not evenly matched.

CONCLUSION:

Um...yeah. In case you haven't been paying attention--I prefer Rocky Horror.

However, I don't want anyone to think I have ANYTHING against Little Shop! I've loved it since I was 9 years old and always will. I leave you with a vid of the aforementioned "Feed Me".

If you'll excuse me--I'm about to embarrass myself in front of my roommates...




Scoot On Musicals






Thursday, November 25, 2010

WTOS IN WAUKEGAN: MUZIK WHUT SKOOTER LISSEN TU

Um..That thing that Colleen just said? That.


So my roommates are off Thanksgivinging with their family, and I'm here by my lonesome, watching the MythBusters Marathon(nerdiest of the many available marathons on cable today), and trying to come up with something to write so as to make relatively constructive use of my day.

(I also seem to be developing some weird variation of Dyslexia--I keep having to re-edit what I write and remove improperly placed spaces, and capitalize or uncapitalize letters. It's darned unsettling)

I was going to write a long overdue new entry in my long-running series: A FIELD GUIDE TO COMMON FANFIC AUTHORS. Folks seem to like that. But re-reading the fics that my new entry addresses was too depressing for what is ostensibly a holiday, so I thought I'd instead share with you peoples some music. I'll do the field guide tomorrow--it'll be a nice accent to Abraxas' planned nugget of FF joy.

That's right! The Destroyer himself will be filling the void left by Mr. Bricken's holiday break and bringing us a fic!


Ok, on with the show!

I pulled five of my favorite videos from my Youtube channel for to share with you (those that aren't DEVO, that is--they get their own articles, as you've seen). I'd be quite surprised if many of you were familiar with these songs or even have heard of these bands: That's ok, I'm used to it.

On the other hand, I am playing to an international community here--three of the bands I'll be featuring, though they never amounted to much stateside, were (and for all I know, still are) pretty well-known in England, and another had a respectable following in their native Ireland.


Understand, I'm not writing the bios of these groups here--rather, my intention is to share a bit of the soundtrack of my misspent youth(not that my adulthood is particularly well spent, but I digress)

This is the music I first got into at the age of 12. Now, unless teenagers have changed drastically in 20 years, High School and Junior High kids tend to form cliques around their shared musical tastes: The Metalheads over here, the Rap/Hip-Hop fans over there, The Pop/Top 40 crowd elsewhere, and so forth.

But the time period I'm concerned with (circa 1989-1990) was a transitional phase for Rock music: Punk and New Wave were all but dead as popular movements, and Alternative (which the music I love would eventually be lumped in with, justly or not) had yet to emerge. In between was a short lived movement known alternately as Post Modern or Post Punk, or simply Modern Rock. Often, such music would be described simply by citing where it was most commonly played and called "College Radio".

This was, and to a great extent still is, my music.

Now I don't mean to imply that back then this music didn't have a following, or that such fans were absent from my community. They were there, but I was a hundredfold shyer at this period in my life than I am now, and I never had the nerve to introduce myself to this crowd and share my music with those who could appreciate it. My own circle of friends were either Metalheads,  indifferent to music, or listened to whatever was popular.

I didn't meet people who really shared my musical tastes until after High School--and the few I knew during my school years were much older and outside of school.

I used to hate it when a friendly, well-meaning individual would ask me what I listen to--often I'd try to change the subject as I was so weary of the blank stares I'd get when listing my favorite bands. It got worse in the mid-90s: I could've simply told people I was into Alternative, but that meaningless umbrella term encompassed a great deal of music I found abhorrent--and I had no real interest in explaining how the music I liked was different.

What's the point of this rambling? Music has always been, for me, an intensely personal and solitary pursuit. I just wanted that understood before I presented my selections.

I wanted it known to all what these songs mean to me--They're not simply entertainment, they are dear old friends.

Come with me and meet them, after the jump...


(off-topic note: after several months with no reply from her site, I've decided to post THE CATHEDRAL OF YAYA. If asked to by her I'll certainly take it down, but seeing how I'm not making any kind of profit from posting her images, I really don't think she'd mind--somehow I doubt every site that's posted her pics has gotten her express permission. So feel free to visit and worship Divine Grace made Flesh)




We'll start with "For Love", by British Shoegazing outfit Lush ("Shoegazing" being a term for a short lived subgenre so-called for its extensive use of effects pedals, resulting in guitarists spending a lot of time looking down at their shoes) the only thing more gorgeous than the song are they who sing and perform it:


That's Miki Berenyi and Emma Anderson--they look even better in the video (how can a nerd not melt at the sight of a smokin' hot half-Japanese British girl with dyed hair?)






Next is "Sensitize" by the oddly named That Petrol Emotion. This is one of the most upbeat tunes I've ever heard, and a guaranteed mood-lifter.

Here's what an Irish band NOT run by a self-important douche sounds like:




Guadacanal Diary is the only American band I'm featuring today. A relatively unknown group, they were part of a critically accclaimed, if not commercially successful movement of Modern Rock acts from the American South. They hail from Athens, Georgia--a college town known to music buffs as the home of REM and the B-52's. This is probably their most well-known tune--and a really nifty video: "Always Saturday"




This one, "You Keep It All In" by The Beautiful South, another Brit act, was off probably the last cassette tape I ever purchased--1990's "Welcome To The Beautiful South"(though I bought it a decade later on clearance--best quarter I ever spent!). The album, and this song in particular, is catchy as hell and features some of the cleverest and most darkly humourous songwriting I've ever heard.



And finally, one more Anglo outfit: The Primitives with "Secrets". Sort of a poppier, British version of Blondie, The Primitives were a fixture on the UK charts--but never quite made it in the colonies, all they're really remembered for over here is the song "Crash" as it was featured on the Dumb and Dumber soundtrack. This is another of my personal feel-good tunes, and if the song itself wasn't enough to perk up my spirits--gazing upon lead singer Tracy Tracy and sighing certainly helps:



(sigh)

I was born in the wrong country--I so very much should've been British!




Ok, that's about enough for one day--time to go figure out what I'm gonna be eating tonight.

And Remember: 7:00 PM Central Standard Time, Tonight: MST3K Night of the Blood Beast--Turkey Day Edition! Be there! find it at my youtube channel in the Favorites, then come to the blog for chat and commentary.

See ya there

DJ Scoot

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

PURE JOY--WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY?

How Do?



The past few weeks haven't exactly been good to some of us here at TTOS: Medical problems have been widespread--Technical/financial issues thraten the blog's future--and many of our friends still don't stop by nearly enough...



Well--FUCK THAT NOISE!


'Cuz I'm about to show you something that proves beyond a doubt that there is good in the world, and things will get better:


PEE-WEE HERMAN ON WWE RAW!!!!!!

HOLY TITTY-FUCKING TAP DANCING ROBOT NINJA JESUS ON A SEGWAY!!!!!




Yeah , Scoot's down wit da "P": been a rabid fan for the better part of three decades. Pee-Wee and Weird Al were the twin Gods of my childhood--they helped make me who I am today(for whatever that's worth).


I must point out, however, that it was not I who discovered this awesomeness, nor anyone of my contributors, friends, or readers. All credit goes to the lovely and talented Valerie D'Orazio, comic writer and fellow blogger. She first posted this jewel last week on her blog: SUPERHEROEEN.



Bit of background for those of you unfamiliar(or unconcerned) with the current state of the WWE: The douchebag in the little pants who gets up in Pee Wee's grill is called "The Miz"--currently one of Pro Wrestling's most despised and ubiquitous Heels. The rest is pretty self-explanatory, now just sit back and bask in eight minutes, fifty-seven seconds of pure zen:






See folks? Everything's gonna be all right :)



The Secret Word is: "SCOOT"

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

SCOOTER'S HALLOWEEN MEMORIES: THE COSTUME SHOP

Hey,


Guess what readers--You're looking at my first ever truly journalistic piece!

Yep, did an interview, took pictures, the whole deal.



Now before we get to the main event, Old Man Scoot would like to regale you young un's with a tale of Halloween in the 1980s:

Seriously, Those of you who were just recently of trick-or-treat age, or still are--you've got no idea how good you have it as far as retail costume shopping is concerned.

(and if you are still young enough to trick-or-treat, does mommy know what you're doing on the computer? That content warning is there for a reason, kids.)

You guys get costumes made of actual cloth, masks made of real rubber, and not from some specialty shop(I'll get to those later), this is the stuff the local drugstore or Wal-Mart carries.

We had to make do with flame-retardant vinyl smocks and thin plastic half masks with elastic bands that sliced into the back of your head like a straight razor. And if you wore glasses, like me, you were fucked--no way in Hell were you getting one of those lame-ass masks on over them.(80s kids--remember these names? Ben Cooper? Don Post? Collegeville? Imagineering?)

I was lucky, I had a mother with a background in theater who did excellent make-up jobs, so I'd usually go the greasepaint route.

Full head rubber or latex masks certainly existed, but the ones for sale at the department or drug stores where I did my usual Halloween shopping were of poor quality and generally too expensive.

But the kind of costumes available to us 15 years ago is beside the point, what's important is the establishments where we bought them.

Now I can't speak for the rest of the country(or world), but in my neck of the woods there's been a Halloween specialty store in pretty much every shopping mall in the area for at least the last ten years. Sometimes they're even in simple plazas or strip malls.

As a kid who was raised on getting my costumes from(here's some Chicagoland name-dropping)Osco, Walgreens, K-mart, Venture, or even Zayre's(God, I'm old), any one of these Meccas of all things Ghoulish and Creepified would have caused instant death by fatal nerdgasm. My geeky little body just wouldn't be able to withstand such wonderfulness.

But even without specialty stores, and even with the added handicap of growing up in a shithole suburb like Waukegan, the Halloween Gods still managed to bestow their blessings on little Scooter.

Here's how:




Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you: THE COSTUME SHOP!


For over fifty years this little jewel has been tucked away in a residential area just outside of downtown Waukegan. It is truly in the middle of nowhere, blocks away from any major street or commercial district. I thought it'd be damn near impossible for anyone who is not intimately acquainted with Waukegan to just "happen upon" this marvelous building--but the owner assures me that more than a few people every year find it purely accidentally(I credit this to the aforementioned "Halloween Gods").

I grew up less than three blocks from the Shop, and I'm still amazed that a kid as obsessed with Hallowen as myself didn't start living and breathing this place until I was 11 years old. Granted, they don't carry small children's costumes, so I wouldn't have been able to use any of their wares until--well, about 11 or 12. I guess, then, I really didn't miss anything--but even if I was too small for their costumes and masks,  still would've gone just to gaze in awe at such a place, this cathedral of masquerade, this palace of disguises.

The Costume Shop cemented me as a lifelong customer when one of their wonderful masks won me the school-wide costume contest in 6th grade. I wish I had a pic of this mask, it was just the traditional Grim Reaper-type hooded skull, but it was a masterful, proffessional-grade piece of work--not one of the aforementioned dime-store crap masks.

I can, however, show you the second mask I ever bought from them--I traded it back to them later, so they still had it:



Beautiful, isn't it?

Interesting thing about this mask--it marked the last time in my life I threw a temper tantrum. I was 12, and I'd made some kind of deal with my Dad to get the money for this mask($25). I don't remember the details, but I didn't do or do completely whatever it was I said I'd do, so my Dad said no.

I flew into a screaming rage, ran up to my room and cried and yelled for God knows how long. Not my proudest moment, granted, but Halloween was two days away, and I had no backup plan--no way in Hell was the big day gonna catch me uncostumed!

Long story short(er), My Dad caved, and I got the mask--I think it was worth my twelve year-old dignity.


I also got back from them a piece of my dissolute teen years:





I borrowed that cross from Gary, the former owner whom I'd gotten to know fairly well over the years, it was a prop for a zombie costume. I was 16, me and my best friend had won tickets over the radio to see the Ramones on Halloween. We both went as zombies. I'd go on, but this is a memory that deserves it's own post. Anyway, I bought it from the owner for ten bucks, and I'm delighted to have it.


Right, now for some useful information:

The shop is open year round by appointment, and open to the public throughout October--depending on volume of business. In other words, if it's slow, they may not be open all of October. This year, the weather out here is unseasonably warm and sunny, and for some reason more people come by during this area's traditional cold, wet, and miserable Fall weather. My young self hated this schedule--I wanted the doors open 365 days a year. I would've moved in if they'd have let me.

As well as a large selection of traditional Halloween costumes, they also carry Santa suits for Christmas and Bunny outfits for Easter.

Here's the website, it's got better directions on it than I could give, as well as hours of operation, and more pics of their merchandise.

Here now, are the rest of the photos I took, and a bit of scintillating commentary:




Here's a long shot, to give you all an idea of the size of the shop and a look at the surrounding environs.

According to Audrey, the currrent owner, sometime back in the Cretaceous Period, the original owners once had a custom-made costume shop in downtown Waukegan on Genesee St.(which might mean something if you lived here). This building was an old corner store of some sort,and it so happens that the owners of the original Genesee shop lived right across the street. I assume they bought it so they could work closer to home, which is Audrey's theory as well.





That's Audrey, the owner(I forgot to ask her last name--I'm one hell of an investigative journalist, huh?)

She bought the place from Gary, the aforementioned previous owner back in 1996. She's very cool and was nice enough to humor me long enough to take these pictures and ask some questions. Come visit her if you're ever unfortunate enough to find yourself in Waukegan.




A couple friends I made during the interview. The Tiki God rocks!






These folks are the main mask rack, sorry about the quality, the sun was coming right through the window there--should've waited til dusk.

Notables:  Predator, Hilary, Freddy, Joker's clown mask from Dark Knight.




This is a photo of a photo, which is why the quality is for crap. It's from the shop's little hall-of-fame corkboard, and it depicts Gizmo and Stripe, ready for a night on the town. The Costume Shop is excellent at coming up with creative ways to use a mask.





Some racks of costumes--that's pretty much all there is to say about this.





Pac-Man and a Clone Trooper. This article's Minimum Daily Allowance of nerd content.






A glass case. Featured:  Another Clone Trooper, Lady Liberty, Yoda, and Gizmo sans evening wear.




Well, that should do it for this visit from the Ghost of Halloween Past.

The Costume Shop is at 643 Center St. Waukegan, IL 60085

The Main Line is (847) 344-9600

The Shop Line is (847) 336-2299

And, once again, the website is: http://www.the-costume-shop.net/



Night of the Living Scoot

Sunday, October 10, 2010

DOUBLE SHOT: HOW A DVD BONUS FEATURE MADE ME CRY, AND SCOOTER REMEMBERS WHY HE LOVES MYTHBUSTERS

Hello Peoples!



I got two blogworthies to yammer on about today, so I decided to consolidate:


Friday night I was away from the safe, warm womb of Cyberspace and had to spend most of the day in the cold, lonely wasteland that is "real life".

Some friends asked me to babysit, and as I have no real obligations to prevent me, and I could really use the $20, I happily accepted. I would've done it for free--they're good people and their kids are no trouble. Basically I got paid to watch movies and make sure the house didn't get swallowed up by the Earth while my friends were out.

Not a bad deal.

I ended up watching two of the most iconic films of 1980s Nerdery: Tron, and The Princess Bride. But since it isn't the 80s anymore, I saw more than just the movies.

See, I'm a Special Features buff. Commentaries, making-of documentaries, blooper reels, interviews, deleted scenes, alternate endings--I eat that shit up.

The 20th anniversary edition of Tron that came out in 2002 has some great stuff--you get not only a crash course in how one of the most influential technical achievements in cinematic history came to be, but you get to sit and gape in total awe at how far CGI has come in the last two decades.

But as awesome as Tron's bonus goodies are, they're not what really got to me that night.

Naturally, I've seen The Princess Bride a few hundred times or so--It's brilliant, hilarious, magnificently nerdy, and the most quotable movie not made by Monty Python or Quentin Tarantino, but I'd never seen the Special Features:

I only watched the interviews--it was getting late and I still wanted to have time to watch the movie. The actors featured were Mandy Patinkin, Robin Wright Penn(who's aged beautifully), Fred Savage and Chrises Guest and Sarandon.

After a bit of random reminiscing they shared their memories of Andre The Giant:




In accordance with everything I've heard about the man, the actors were of one mind concerning the late wrestler--specifically, that he was one of the kindest and most charming individuals any of them have ever known.

Mandy Patinkin shared a lovely anecdote about working with the big man:

It concerned the "Cliffs of Insanity" scene, which was filmed at the Cliffs of Dover in England, and actually involved the actors being pulled up a cliff on a winch.

Wallace Shawn(Vizzini)was more than a little concerned about this scene--for the diminutive actor suffers from extreme acrophobia. But even more than the actual act of being pulled up such a high cliff, Shawn feared that his phobia might ruin the film--such was his terror that he was convinced that he'd freak out and blow the scene.

Andre saw how nervous and fearful Shawn was. In response, he reached down with one of his dinner plate sized hands and patted the little man on the head like a child saying: "Don't worry--I'll take care of you" (Patinkin does a spot-on Andre The Giant impression--try to imagine his voice as you read this)

I couldn't help tearing up at that--regular visitors probably know I'm a sentimental bastard, and that was just too much for me. There just aren't enough stories out there of simple, heartfelt kindness in Hollywood. I'm not talking about big charitable gestures or impressive humanitarian acts--just basic, honest sweetness. Why do we lose people like this so quickly and easily?


I'm gonna give everyone a minute after that, seriously, take a moment--get yourself together. I'll wait. You don't wanna get into what's next while you're all melancholy.





So the new season of quite possibly the nerdiest hour of programming in history--Mythbusters, just started. And as much as I love the show for it's pure unadulterated, geeky goodness, one aspect of the show's appeal managed, amazingly, to slip my mind:





Kari Byron--KARI GODDAMN BYRON!!!


I'm so very, very, embarrassed. See, since starting this blog I've endeavored to offer my readers the nerdiest of eye-candy. I'm not just a pig, folks--I could have decorated my blog with Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models or Playboy centerfolds, but I choose to celebrate Nerdity as well as Beauty in my little corner of cyberspace.

Up 'til now I thought I'd done a good job--but how I managed to let the lovely Ms. Byron slip by unnoticed is beyond all comprehension.

How in Krom's name did I manage to...Y'know what, forget the bullshit--just three words: Hot. Geeky. Redhead.

HOT!

GEEKY!

REDHEAD!

Who doesn't love Hot, Geeky Redheads? SOHB even has one on Staff.
So here's a few pics to make up for my laxity, one or two will eventually be going up on the sidebar, but for now--enjoy them all:




































































The Dread Pirate Scoot

Friday, September 24, 2010

Zortt's Films That Define Only He: #49 Clerks 2

This list of 50 films, is a set of films that I have decided that will be my "Criterion Collection" of films. A set of movies that I use to describe who I am, my ideas and what I think are the best movies. You may not agree and that's ok, but these are my movies. And as always, "THARR BE SPOILERS! YE BE WARNED! "

I just want to quickly share an opinion before we jump into today's film selection:

Thursday Television Comedies:
The Big Bang Theory: Awesome. Great return to form. :)

The Office: Oh my god, please get better or I will have to abandon you. I've been a loyal fan for 6 seasons, but to launch out of the gate like that. Oh my god.

Community: My new absolute favorite. I have great hopes about this show into the far reaching future.

Outsourced: I'm a sucker for anything Indian, so I liked it. I'm actually watching it again as I type this. I enjoy Bollywood films, Indian food, and Indian culture in general. So to get that each week is going to be fun. And that girl with the Australian accent, extremely hot. :)

Shit My Dad Says: (Yes, I didn't put it in its bleeped form, because this is how I refer to the show) I love the Shat, and he's the only thing that makes this show salvageable. I'll give it a few more goes.

And..

Glee: The new Coach is a breath of fresh air, but I want to see where they take the story. The new episode was a bunch of "meh" for me.

Venture Bros.: With each new episode, my hardcore fandom grows three sizes. Its sooo good.

Anyway, thought I would digress for a moment about the new shows and old ones coming back. I'm not a fan of TV dramas, although I will watch a random episode of SVU when its on.

Well, onward to the pick of the week.

#49: Clerks 2

This film was an enigma to me at first.

I mean, I like Kevin Smiths movies. Having seen Mallrats, Dogma, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back before this one I kinda knew what I was getting into. However, I hadn't seen the original Clerks until I was in college, almost a year after seeing the second one first. Smith's movies have always struck a chord with me, in fact I offered to someone when we both complained of lack of money that we should make a porno.

She said no.

This movie though, if nothing sounded good to watch or my friends and I couldn't decide on what terrible b-rated horror movie out of the video store's basement we would probably end up watching this one.

For those who don't know anything about this movie, its pretty simple. Two losers, Dante Hicks and Randall Graves, who work at a Quick Stop (think gas station without the gas) loose their jobs due to the place burning down and they now work at a local fast food joint run by Rosario Dawson. Still there is their loitering friends from the Quick Stop is Jay and Silent Bob. However, in this installment Dante is preparing to leave everything and Randall is having great anxiety about his friend leaving. The two decided to stay here in New Jersey, reopen their burned out store, and live in the peace that was their life before the fast food place. Oh yeah, in between that there's nerdy talk about Lord of the Rings, Transformers vs. Gobots, inter-species erotica, a spirited debate about weather or not to go ass to mouth, and an attempt to take back the term "porch-monkey." All good family fun. For your amusement, the Lord of the Rings discussion:



First time I saw this, I went to see this with my father. Now, don't freak out. Ever since I was able to drive he and I have been going to see movies. When I first realized that the power to drive was to go to any movie I desired at anytime (fun fact on that, the first movie I saw by myself was Mr. and Mrs. Smith), he realized that the bonding time between us was quickly diminishing. Now, I take him when I don't have a date (which is nearly all the time). One of the first movies that I drug him to that I can remember, was this one.

Walking in he didn't have the faintest idea of what he was getting into. Frankly neither did I really, I wasn't expecting the snappy dialog and nerdy diatribes that awaited to me. I remember sitting next to my father and cringing during the ass to mouth comments, expecting him to scoff in disgust, but instead was welcomed with great big belly laughs. He was almost crying with laughter by the end of that scene. I didn't know the film would have that effect on him, but we were quoting the entire movie all the way home.

In college, the film was revitalized for me because my friends were dining through my treasure chest of movies. Its a metal DVD case that is full of movies, holds over 200, and I filled that whole thing. Its a typical situation, where someone says they haven't seen said movie and we put it in. Again, this movie became a bonding session for everyone involved because we would talk about the Lord of the Rings scene, I would defend the Go-Bots, and we would randomly reenact this scene:



The third and most important reason is this films themes are: not to let other people influence you and change who you really are and sometimes the true happiness in life is always right there in front of you. This really hits home with me, because I had to leave college due to lack of complete focus on what I really wanted in life. I moved 400 miles away from my very small town and I had all these people telling me how I should focus on one thing or another and other people telling me I could do anything and there was even some telling me to stop being so damn nerdy! When I left and came home I found that being at home with my parents and high school friends, was where I am truly happy and content with myself. Since then I have co-opened my own store, volunteered at a local comic book museum, helped to judge local speech and debate meets, substitute taught, and now going to school to be a web developer. All of those things, happened around 30-50 miles of my house. Home is where the heart is, and when we take a collective deep breath and realize that our true calling could be right in front of us the whole time, that's a great feeling.

And as a side note, one of my first jobs was working in a fast food restaurant, so I know how bad that sucks.

Rather than put the trailer up here, like I was going to, I'm going to put this music video someone made using Soul Asylums "Misery, INC."



Next week's is going to be awesome, just don't his say his name three times.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Zortt1's Films That Define Only He: #50 Last Action Hero

This list of 50 films, is a set of films that I have decided that will be my "Criterion Collection" of films. A set of movies that I use to describe who I am, my ideas and what I think are the best movies. You may not agree and that's ok, but these are my movies. And as always, "THARR BE SPOILERS! YE BE WARNED!"

#50: LAST ACTION HERO





















Now, I understand what you may be thinking. "Zortt, I thought you would open your regular segment with a blockbuster. Not this embarrassing dud of a film that probably set Arnold on his path to the 5 dollar movie bin at Walmart. Come on dude."

Well, tough shit. I'm not going to start at the movie that means THE most to me. I mean its a list of 50. Where's the suspense there? The argument I'm trying to establish is that these movies shaped me as a person and there are some possible clunkers that you may not think as good, but I'll justify this the best I can. Technically, this was a blockbuster, but it...well...I'll talk about that in a second.

Basically, the film is about a New York City kid, named Danny, who goes to the movies a lot. A LOT. To the point where he misses school all the time and is just a highly distracted kid in a city of hundreds of theaters. They often show him walking down a street that is literately theater after theater. He becomes friends with the elderly projectionist, who is just as big as a movie buff. He also has really great fantasies featuring Arnold doing amazing things: like being in Hamlet.



It should be noted here, that the projectionist is the late great Art Carney in, I believe, his last screen role. Art Carney was a fantastic stage and screen actor. One of out of his many rolls was a merchant who sells Lumpy his holo-porn in the Star Wars Holiday Special.

Anyway, the projectionist lets the kid come late and night to see the latest incarnation of action hero Jack Slater (who is played by Arnold Schwarzenegger), however on this special occasion he gives Danny a magical movie ticket that literally puts him in the movie. He is transported into the movie world, hangs out with Jack Slater trying to convince him that he is in a movie while at the same time helping him break the case. At one point they escape the film world back to the movie world, Slater meets the actual Schwarzenegger, and they mention Planet Hollywood a couple times.

Everything in the movie happens with a tongue firmly planted in cheek, because everything that happens in the movie world is an action movie cliche or a nod to other popular movies (such as F. Murray Abraham is in the film as a backstabbing FBI agent, however Danny keeps referring him to his Oscar winning role in Amadeus, a trip to the blockbuster video store in the film world finds Sly Stallone as the Terminator, and the best cameo in the movie has Sir Ian McKellan as Death from Ingrid Bergman's The Seventh Seal.) . Its all in good fun and a great way to poke fun of the action film genre. Here's the video store scene, a fun fact about it first. The woman who's at the checkout is Angie Everhardt, swimsuit/playboy model and quite possibly the sexiest red head I've ever seen (she was at Wizard World Chicago) super sexy. :)



Heck, the film was directed by action screen legend, John McTiernan. This is the man who brought you Die Hard, Predator, and The Hunt for Red October. I looked through his IMDB and couldn't really find another comedic movie. I guess you could say that Die Hard with a Vengeance could be a comedy, but its still a big old action film.

So, if all these cool people were involved, and even though the acting is really cheesy in some parts the movie is actually entertaining, why in 1993 did this movie get sent to the land of clunkers? A little movie called Jurassic Park took a large bite out of it. They came out weeks of each other and people were still clamoring to see Jurassic Park instead of Arnold poking fun at himself. This film was also one of Sony's first films they produced after they had bought Columbia Pictures. When developing the film, they did their now classic ideas of picking a release date before the movie was finished and hoping the film will do spectacularly (Sound familiar? They did that to Spider-Man 3 and look how that turned out.) However, no one knew at the time when Jurassic Park was going to be released and when Spielberg and Universal picked the weekend before this came out (deliberately) there was nothing Columbia/Sony could do about it. It made a good amount of money, but again was way overshadowed by Jurassic Park, so no one cared.

The reason this movie is on my list, is the pure fantasy that this movie brings out. Danny was able to use a magical movie ticket and transport himself into the movie world. He became a character in the film and got to hang out with Arnold. Now who wouldn't want to do that??? I'm a huge movie buff, so that very idea always gets me excited. To travel into the greatest films and have an adventure with your favorite characters, how exciting!

Arnold, Stallone, and other over the top action films have always been a guilty pleasure of mine. (Yes, I did love The Expendables) And for this movie to turn that on its head and take a fun poke at itself is always fun. Having said that, I'm not really a fan of spoof movies (unless its Airplane or Airplane 2: The Sequel) this isn't really a spoof movie, just extremely meta about things. I think Arnold actually says a funny line and turns to the camera to "see" a reaction to his buffoonery.

Does it have flaws? Oh my, yes. Yet, the reason I keep coming back to it is because it always reminds me of my love of movies and the escape that movies provide when you go see it in the theater. The movie does this literally, but I often find myself doing that through the power of my imagination. Its one of those movie that defines the idea that if you shut your brain off, you'll enjoy it better. That's true to an extent, but an astute film buff can have fun with all the great movie/tv/pop culture references that gets you through the film and makes you love the idea of movies again.

Here's the trailer:


So that's number 50 in the list. Trust me, it gets better from here. :)

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Your Guilty Pleasure

The definiton of a guilty pleasure is "something one enjoys and considers pleasurable despite feeling guilt for enjoying it. Often, the "guilt" involved is simply fear of others discovering one's lowbrow or otherwise embarrassing tastes, rather than actual moral guilt." (Thanks wikipedia).

I think in the case of nerd and geekdom, guilty pleasure works slightly different. In the general population, most people don't want to admit to liking obscure things. In the nerdy world, the more obscure and weird the interest is, the higher status of nerd you are, at least according to the uber nerds who feel that some nerd interests are worth more than others. I don't actually think this way, but I have noticed it in some communities.

Any example of this would be something main stream and accepted by the general audience. Batman is one of those things. You can like Batman and not be considered a nerd because Batman is so main stream with all its movie installments and cartoon series. You can be a Batman fan without even picking up a comic or trade. Batman is a house hold name.

But there are countless comic book heroes that are not.

So in our own reverse university, things that are obscure = cool. Liking main stream things, depending on what they are = not so cool.

I have a lot of guilty pleasures, and I don't mind sharing them with you at all. Maybe we can have a few laughs together. Maybe you'll feel comfortable enough to share yours. Remember though, it has to be something you wouldn't outright admit for the most part. There are a ton of things I love that I know aren't cool, but I am unashamedly into them, like unicorns. Damn I love unicorns. But some of this stuff, I wouldn't readily admit to my friends (except my bestie of course, she knows everything). Either way, let's get on with the show!

Little kid cartoons. I'm not talking Pokemon or Batman: The Brave and the Bold (though I love me some B:TBATB) which are generally directed to 8 and over. I'm talking about the cartoons meant for 5 year olds. It started in university when I was pulling all nighters. I couldn't find anything to watch except for this 24/7 children's programing channel. It had stuff on it like Dudley The Dragon, The Toy Castle, Ants in Your Pants, Bob the Builder and so forth. I would watch this starting at midnight and go all the way until 3 AM. I started watching it during the day. I sometimes still watch them, but the programming has changed. I'm not too big on Dara, Diego and the Backyardians which seem to be the big hits right now but every once and awhile, I turn it on and watch some of them.

Horrible catchy pop songs. When it comes to music, I don't really stick to one genre. If I hear something and I like it, I like it. Even if I don't like the artist, I don't care. I'm not really a fan of Katy Perry or Kesha but I do catch myself liking some of their songs. Not really into Lady Gaga but there's about 3-4 of her songs that I really like. I hate admitting that I sort of like that California Girls song. But there it is. Some pop stuff I enjoy.

Sleeping with stuffed animals. I know that collecting plushes really isn't a big deal with this community and I'm sure between all of us, we could open up a stuffed animal zoo, but at the age of 25 I still sleep with them. Not as many as I'd like because my bed isn't that big. When I was younger I would throw on all the stuffed animals I had, and in the morning they would have all fallen off. I have an insane amount of stuffed animals, and my mom and I keep adding onto my collection. I always sleep with my very first stuffed toy, a Cabbage Patch horse named "Rex" (My mom named him) that I got for my first Christmas. There's a picture of me somewhere with me getting him. Every night I tuck him between my arms before I fall asleep. I used to take him with me for over night stays elsewhere, but now that I'm older, and more scared to lose him now than anything, he stays at home. Even when I had boyfriends stay over, I'd have him with me. I admitted to one boyfriend before we shared a bed that I still did this and he rolled his eyes a bit. I don't really tell to many people about it IRL so that's what makes it a guilty pleasure. I also have a couple other horse plushes on the bed with me, and a giraffe.

That's really about it. It's actually a harder topic than I thought once I started writing. There's a ton of things I know are pretty lame, but I'm not ashamed of them. I'm not really ashamed of these either, but they can cause for some embarassing (and have in the past).

The Joltess... who is going to go to bed now, with Rex.