BREAKING NEWS: Scariest Person On The Internet Not As Terrifying As Initially Reported

Good Evening Viewers,


As a "Responsible Online Journalist" I felt it important that I share this new development with my readers:


Below you will notice a rather hyperbolic post concerning a 3 year old vid that I declared: THE SCARIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET.

It is possible, my friends, that this assessment was somewhat overstated:

This is she.

She's Norwegian and goes by the name "Ircha Fairyrock" (which sounds like a pop star from Middle Earth, but I'm not judging! :D)

She's signifigantly less terrifying when she's NOT dancing like a psychotic marionette to Billy Joel...I'm folowing her on Twitter now--even sent her a link to the aforementioned post of her video. Maybe she'll pay us a visit sometime: She seems like a very cool person.XD

More pictures and info here: http://vampirefreaks.com/Ircha?r=299681


We now return you to your regularly scheduled online activities, and leave you with one more shot of Ircha, pre-blonde this time:

A Less Scared Scoot

THE SCARIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET

Yo.


So yesterday was all sunshine and love and kisses and puppies...

Today? TERROR!

I won't explain much, only that I'm on Twitter now http://twitter.com/#!/ScooterAtreides and a Tweet from the magnificent Simon Pegg reminded me how much I love Billy Joel, so over I headed to Youtube to watch some old videos...and I found THIS!

I put it after the jump so as not to frighten away children and those with weak hearts. ^_^


(and no--it ain't Goatse or Two Girls One Cup or anything like that: That's not how Scooter rolls!XD Oh, it's also about 3 years old, so I apologize to everyone who's seen this before)

Jump to the horror!


Modern Scooter






AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll be checking under my bed for this girl for the next week or so!

HOW CUTE IS THIS?

Guess who clawed her way out of the grave 5 years ago? The worlds most adorable brain-eating abomination, that's who!!


Hi folks,

Behold the new Header Pic!, will have a real article tomorrow (I guessXD).

SOME EERIE-ASS PIECES OF WORK FOR YOUR INCREASINGLY EERIE-ASS DAY

M'WUHAHAHAHA!


Happy Halloween, again--


Our newest crewmate, Boredlizzie, directed me to these creeptacular drawings--most of which are the works of illustrator Steven Gamell and featured in the Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark books(buy them! on your left there!)

Scoot--Eater of Souls