Showing posts with label Star Trek. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Star Trek. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

COLBERT OUT-GEEKS EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!

Yo!

Lookit this:



HOLY SHIT!

I dare anyone, anywhere, to top this--seriously!

It's the most wonderfully, magically nerdy thing I've seen in 33 years. I could go on, but I'm no poet.


See, tongue-in-cheek right-wing pundit, comedian, writer, actor and Uber-Nerd Stephen Colbert is currently allowing viewers to offer their own creative interpretations of his portrait--you can see them all at this Gallery on Colbertnation.com.

(TTOS Fun Fact: Contributor, Anime Goddess, and Scooter's Best Girl--Scout, lives in Mr. Colbert's hometown of James Island, SC!)

For my part--I've collected the most wonderfully nerdy entries for the viewing pleasure of all you goddamn geeks!XD

After the jumpy thing.



Colbert as Spock


Colbert as Tron


Colbert as Gandalf

Colbert in...I dunno--but it looks video gamey!

Colbert as Captain America (with various comic heroes)

Colbert with Monolith (From 2001)

Got me...But I think that's the invocation to Cthulu at the bottom--so I'd say this counts



All-American Scoot

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Nerd Nostalgia: Star Trek IV

Live Long and Prosper, Yo!

Hello My Children. Your den Mother Colleen is feeling fond and nostalgic. Tonight Syfy was actually playing a genuine Scifi movie: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. Now I have a particular fondness for the movie...its my favorite trek film after Wrath of Khan, which any Trekkie will tell you is the BEST Star Trek Film. Its a Time Travel film, where we get to watch the crew of the Enterprise deal with 1980s San Francisco. Its the film where we get to see Spock mind meld with a whale..."Maybe he's singing to that man!" -Thanks sweet little old lady... And most especially, its getting to watch Spock Vulcan Neck Pinch a Punk Rocker after he's flipped the bird. A great movie and a wonderful time capsule to the mid 1980s.

The Voyage home also holds a great moment of Nerdhood for me. In the 7th grade, my class was doing an extended project on Endangered species. The Voyage Home was shown to illustrate the 'worst case scenario' of what could happen when a species goes extinct. In the case of IV, it involves the destruction of Earth because a probe wants to talk to the humpback whales -which, according to Trek chronology, had gone extinct. Why was this a true moment of nerdhood for me you ask? Well because if you haven't seen Star Trek II or III, the first 20 minutes of the movie will have you excessively confused. As the well known trekkie of my grade, I was bombarded with questions such as "When did Spock die?" "How did he come back to life?" "What's Project Genesis?" "Kirk had a son?!?" You get the drift. But the true moment of pride came from the fact that the ENTIRE grade was utterly riveted by the movie. Once I quickly synopsized the previous two movies, the cafeteria was silent, other than spontaneous exclamations of approval at various moments of the movie -the aforementioned Neck Pinching of the punk rocker got a huge applause. But the moment that will live in my mind forever is when Spock and Sarek were saying goodbye with the customary "Live Long and Prosper." My entire grade, as one, lifted their hands and did the hand gesture along with Father and Son. It was truly the greatest moment a Trekkie could witness! I will always remember it. I have often been ostracized for being a geek. However, there are moments that made being a geek worthwhile.

And for your enjoyment the Neck Pinching of a Punk Rocker...to Leonard Nimoy's Bilbo Baggins Song!!!

Thursday, November 4, 2010

SET PHASERS ON: "BITCHSLAP DOUCHEBAGS"!

A hearty Hello to you and yours!


Our Colleen is on the mend!

Thanks to everyone who offered their support, but she's not totally out of the woods--so if you haven't yet, proceed forthwith to the post below and sign our virtual "Get Well Card"!




On to new business--This...Oh man! THIS!

There's honestly nothing I can add to the awesomeness displayed here--so I'll just shut up, and let the man speak:





Wow.




A Blown-Away Scoot